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We are going to travel. The ship will arrive at the destination after an endless distance.

But we won't reach it right? After all you cannot get to the end of something endless.

Even if the ship where to travel an infinite distance it would not have met its goal.

When we reach the end I will buy you a drink.

Haha very funny indeed. But in all seriousness this is pointless no?

Yes this is as pointless as the distance we will travel is endless.

Even so, I promise you that I am going to buy you a drink when we arrive.

Stop saying 'when'. There is no when.

Yes there is. We are going to travel this endless distance, even if it takes us an endless amount of time. WHEN I reach the end I am going to buy a drink and if you are not with me I will drink one in the memory of you.

He isn't wrong, this ship will never stop, and after eternity has passed whe will have arrived.

No, but you still wouldn't reach the end of something endless.

It never has to reach the end, only travel beyond the endless. But it should reach it eventually. After an endless amount of time.

As I said, I will buy you a drink after the end.

You bring literally nothing to the conversation.

No, you wouldn't have talked about when the ship gets there.

It won't get there.

Yes, it wont get there.

Eventually.

But the endless amounts of time needed to reach the destination will never have passed.

Correct.

Do you want a drink now instead?

.... Okay.

Unfortunately I am not able to drink.

We know.

Yes, yes. I understand. It was sarcasm.