Some views I have on existance.


Warning: This section includes attempts at philosophical reasoning by someone who has neither education nor any other form of qualification for doing so. I am a larper I am a larper I am a larper I am a larper I am a larper1.


I would generally categorize how I have seen existance talked about in three different ways2:

  1. Existance as a property (first order theory)
  2. Existance as separate3 (second order theory)
  3. Existance as fundamental (zeroeth order theory4)

Personally I don’t like camp 1, as property implies it can be distinguished from other things. All things that are do have the property existing, and as such there is no differentiation that can be made. Most5 modern philosophers also dislikes this view, although for more sophisticated reasons.

I believe camp 2 is more accurate, where existance is its own thing. The reason I believe this is more accurate is that ‘existance’ seems separate in every way from other attributes; a red ball can be concieved as not red, but an existing ball cannot be concieved as not existing without imagining nothing. Saying something doesn’t exist is saying it isn’t a part of reality, not a claim about the object itself.6

Camp 3 might stick out to you7, which isn’t all that suprising: calling something as fundamental as existance illogical seems illogical in and of itself.

The reasoning behind this is the simple fact that everything that is, exists. In simpler terms: “if it exists, it must exist”. This means that everything that does exist, exists. A claim about the existance of something isn’t a claim, since that something must exist.

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Everything we referr to is part of a reality. And that is what existance is, it is the canvas upon which objects are painted, if you allow me to be poetic.

The immediate counter to this is “What about Santa Claus, does he exist?” The answer to this is of course no, but I would make the claim that when you thought about eaunta Claus you weren’t thinking of him, instead picturing the abstract concept of him you have in your mind (and that concept does exist).

So yeah, this is my probably badly reasoned take on existance. Please be nice to be.


Note: This view comes from myself, although I am certain many others have held this before. My way of arriving here is trough materialist reasoning, I would call myself a materialist. While I do think my arguments are somewhat coherent, my way of arriving at the stance started from thinking of how why we define existence in the first place.


  1. I hate this word. 

  2. This is a gross oversimplification. I must clarify that I have very limited knowledge of metaphysics in general, so excuse any mistakes I make and try and look at my idea. If you allow yourself to be generous. 

  3. The name ‘separate’ comes from the fact that people have described what are essentially second order descriptions of existance in different ways. On wikipedia (which I assume uses the most common description), it is described as a property of properties. From the very little I have read about Kant’s views on this he compares existance to verbs. 

  4. This is a joke, I don’t actually know if there is any actual fancy names for these kinds of thoughts. Probably, but I doubt they have the same naming convention as the ‘order’-series (← name also made up by me). 

  5. From my reading, which constists of like three wikipedia pages I read, one additional I read half of & some random articles online. 

  6. Read about Immanuel Kant for more information. Just google the phrase “Existance is not a predicate” and you will find a bunch of information on it. 

  7. It was on purpose. I made it stick out because it was what I wanted to talk about. Haha.